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Carrie in Lexington is great for a "nooner"! 859.225.6099. Have TWO Providor references ready boys and girls (and NOT those three that keep getting busted please). Yep, I went there...Two new girls starting Saturday night in Lexington-Ally and Chasity (standing 4'11), One more Tuesday in Lexington (hot and new and ONLY 18! needs a name though...hell with it we'll just start giving them numbers), one more Monday in Louisville (another hot young dark haired 20 year old newbie-beauty to the biz!), another not-so-new-but-cute-as-hell Fantasy Companion in Columbus-plus Jaimie in the Cincy area plus something else... I think. Maybe. Yeah, *NEW PHOTO GALLERY COMING* so we can quit firing-and-rehiring these goddamn idiots and just stick 'em in the back bin to suffer poverty for being fu-kups (or having lazy bums for b.f.'s) , or for getting F A T (striking a deal with jenny crack or jenny craig this week-I hope. This ??? has totally gotten out of hand...if we keep Giving the other agencies our Rejects they'll all be buying new Hyundais in a few more months. You go boy!). ~Bottom feeder news (now that someone else is occupying it besides us!): Cheer Up! The local market place is far from bottoming out boys and girls. After years of plotting, research and experimentation the (s)experts at Fantasys have determined that there is indeed a HUGE market for the $175.00-$225.00 p.h. slots. Your phones will ring off the hook with "Google-guys" fresh from the check-exchange begging to give you their money (or the bonus check from the plasma center). This particular "google-type" target audience is so damn thoughtful they're even willing to meet you at the nearest rest area to help you save money on incalls. (<--THAT friends-is NO ???!) "independent" Polls conducted by the (s)experts at Fantasys have even suggested that this particular audience is so darn considerate of your time that they will even meet you in your Home of all places-so you'll basically need to do nothing more than role over....eyes open costs more of course. *Hope for the dopes: In recent news the "buy here-pay here" lots in Lexington have been forced to resort to repossessing good accounts from illegal aliens just to meet the demand of the January influx of hookups and agencies this year....and "rent a center" has become Lexington's most popular "place to shop". Narrowly edging out mega-popular "walmart" as "THE MOST LIKELY PLACE TO PURCHASE A BIG SCREEN TV IF YOU'VE RECENTLY COME INTO MONEY." Sorry Sam, should've bought "Big Lots" sooner pal. Stay tuned next week for more "white trash chronicles".... as I remember them!p.s. My all time favorite contributor Callia added this one to the mix: Mike, Mike, Mike, ohmyGod, listen to this one. I overheard this at Z Salon the other day. You will Really appreciate it Mike: "you mean "ta" tell me that you pay people to scrub "yor" feet? God allmighty, why in the world would you do that?"
(guess a b.j. would be out of the question, huh)
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